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Select Groucho Marx Quotations:
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
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